Thursday, March 01, 2007

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

I have, on more than one occasion, mentioned the incidence on static in this barren land.
I have another story to tell. I think this one will top any that came before and could ever come again.

Static can break things. (My eject button)
Static can hurt. (Every time you touch metal)

And now static can wound your very soul.

A fellow educator came to work today wearing a very stylish outfit.
Black pants and a shiny red blazer.
She took off her coat, ready for the day.

That is when we saw it. A pair of pink panties static clung to the back of her thigh.

Oooh, electrons, you sneaky bastards, you win again!

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