Sunday, October 29, 2006
Chores
There is something strange that always occurs in the laundry room.
I am not talking about the whole sock mystery. It is widely known by now that there are sock stealing gnomes in the back of every dryer that take them for their own selfish aims.
I mean the moment that you load up your arms with all your fresh, clean, but still wet, clothing to transfer them to the dryer. And as you carry this moist merchandise something falls.
Something always falls.
What piece of precious clothing is always the one to fall first onto the perpetually polluted apartment floor? Always right into the grimiest ick?
It’s always the undies.
The cutest nicest undies.
While doing my weekend chores I dropped no less that 4 pair of panties on the floor.
I need a laundry service.
Or a maid.
I am not talking about the whole sock mystery. It is widely known by now that there are sock stealing gnomes in the back of every dryer that take them for their own selfish aims.
I mean the moment that you load up your arms with all your fresh, clean, but still wet, clothing to transfer them to the dryer. And as you carry this moist merchandise something falls.
Something always falls.
What piece of precious clothing is always the one to fall first onto the perpetually polluted apartment floor? Always right into the grimiest ick?
It’s always the undies.
The cutest nicest undies.
While doing my weekend chores I dropped no less that 4 pair of panties on the floor.
I need a laundry service.
Or a maid.
posted by Jody @ 10:43 PM 
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You could use a mesh lingere bag for your *cute undies*-- and then you probably wouldn't drop that ;-). You'd probably wind up dropping something else though, and I have no solution for that! I wash the kids' socks in lingere bags so I don't lose the itty bitty baby socks the dryer gnomes love so much... but my underwear always falls on the floor on the way to the dryer too! I'm just too lazy to do the bag thing for me--too much work! My vote is for a maid... if you get a good one, will you share?
By the way, I'll be in the US on the 19th of November, and staying until January 3rd... how are the plans for a 'Nati trip coming along? Any chance for Waffle House?
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By the way, I'll be in the US on the 19th of November, and staying until January 3rd... how are the plans for a 'Nati trip coming along? Any chance for Waffle House?
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