Monday, March 13, 2006

Dating Rules

According to my students…

My love life is filled with secret loves,
Twisted crushes,
And affairs that make me queasy to think about.

Currently they have me:
Married to a teacher in another village,
In love with our 60+ year old married principal,
Engaged to the 50+ year old substitute,
Crushing the 40+ year old social worker,
Dating several male teachers that have had the good fortune of chaperoning teams here.
And, of course, romantically linked to each and every man that walks into the building.

Oh yeah, and there are still those that claim that I am gay.

Honestly, I am not sure how I function with all these conflicted and torrid relationships.

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