Thursday, May 26, 2005

patterns

if you work in a resturant long enough you begin to notice patterns.

yesterday was diet coke day.

it seemed that every diet coke drinker decided to come in and sit in my section. the day before was hot tea day. i rarely serve hot tea. once a week is normal. the other day i must have served at least 15 cups. (hot tea by the way is an evil substance to order in a resturant. the server must work much too hard to accomplish the task.)

today was coffee and boobies day.

i can not count how many breast references there were today from my customers. people laughing about cleavage, a woman dropping ketchup on her boob, getting tarter sauce on my own chesticals. why is everyone talking about boobs today? and why are they drinking coffee while doing it.

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